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Slept Like A Baby Jokes

I slept like a baby last night

That's right, I woke up every two hours, shat myself and then cried.

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Boy, I slept like a baby.

I woke up screaming every 30 minutes and was obsessed with boobs all night long.

Last night I slept like a baby

I had a hairy old man patting me on the back going "ssshhhh, everything's going to be OK."

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One of my favourite jokes as a kid, for my cake day

An Irishman, Englishman and a Scotsman are all traveling together. It's late, and they've found a hotel to sleep at. However, when they try to book rooms, they find that the hotel is nearly fully booked.
"I'm sorry," says the receptionist. "We only have 3 beds left, and they're all very uncomfort...

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