Sleepy Eye Jokes

After a hearty meal and a good bottle of wine, they lay down to sleep.
Suddenly, in the middle of the night, Holmes wakes his trusted companion and asks "Watson, what do you see?" Rubbing his sleepy eyes, Watson answers: "I see millions and millions of stars."
"Correct, Watson, and what do... read more

He's around 14 now and one night, his mom is watching a show where a doctor makes the announcement that science can now attach a donor body to those afflicted with this rare disorder. The mom is so happy, she bursts into his room: "Son! Son! Wake up! I have a wonderful surprise for you!" The kid ope... read more

The God of Thunder turns to the young woman next to him and says, “I am Thor!”

The gal looks up through sleepy eyes and replies, “You think you’re Thor! I’m tho Thor I can barely pith!

(Kinda an aural joke. If you could say it out loud it might work better.)