I've spent three sleepless nights trying to think of a mountain pun.
I'm starting to think I won't Everest.
A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps. She gets sent off for some test and comes back a week later. "Well, I hope you're ready for endless sleepless nights of crying and changing dirty nappies!" the doc says. "Wow, you mean I'm pregnant?" the woman replies thrilled.
Doc says, "No, you've got bowel cancer."
Grover the Grocer and the Shoplifter
Grover the grocer ran a comfortable business, with one recurring malady--a persistent shoplifter named Gwen. Grover knew she was robbing him blind, but couldn't seem to catch her in the act.
This continued for quite a number of years until, as fortune would have it, one day he caught her redh...
In the mythical kingdoms of ancient India, lived the king Ramuk.
He had a courageous son by the name Tipar. Trained in the arts of war and statehood, Prince Tapir was ever eager to take his chance at the throne.
As age got the better of the king, he decided to crown the Prince and move on to a peaceful life of wine and women.
But before he could han...
A man’s car breaks down on a dim lot road in the middle of no where.
He calls a mechanic to come but he won’t be able to get to him till the next morning and it’s getting quite cold. He gets out his car and starts walking down the road to see if he can find anyone to help him. About 5 minutes down the road he finds a monastery with some monks in. They invite him in a...
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