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Skulks Jokes

Some black tarmac and red tarmac are having a pint in the pub...

Some black tarmac and red tarmac are having a pint in the pub

The black tarmac says: "Did you know Iā€™m the hardest tarmac in Britain? I do major road surfaces, car parks, runways, you name it, Iā€™m hard"

Suddenly the door opens and the green tarmac walks in.

The black tarmac brea...

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Jean Jacques discovers that his wife has been unfaithful to him.

So he does what so many betrayed frenchmen have done before him, he swears off women and joins the French Foreign Legion. He completes the basic training and is posted to a mission in north Africa. His detachment are stationed out in the desert, hunting Islamist insurgents.
After a month, he i...

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