The world's foremost authority on wasps is walking down the street when he sees an old vinyl record in the window of an antique shop, "Wasp noises from around the world".
Intrigued, he goes into the shop and asks if he can listen to it. "Certainly," says the shop assistant and pops it onto an ancient turntable. After listening to the first track for a while, the world's foremost authority on wasps is a bit confused.
"I don't recognise any of these noises, and ...
What do you call a dinosaur that never skips chest day?
Tyranno-Sorest Pecs
...I’ll show myself out
You know that feeling when you meet someone and your heart skips a beat?
Yeah, that’s arrhythmia. You can die from that.
A little boy skips school...
Grandpa: “Go hide, your teacher is here because you skipped school today!!” Little Boy: “No you go hide because I told her you were dead!”
What Matthew Mcconaughey movie skips from breakfast to dinner?
Failure to lunch.
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Jenny the blonde girl.
Jenny, the blonde girl skips home and says "mommy mommy we were counting in school today. Everyone could only count to 4, but I counted to 10.
"Well done," said her mother. Jenny asked, "Is it because I'm blonde?" Her mother says "yes"
The next day, Jenny skips home and says "mommy mom...
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