UPJOKE

Everyone in my family has extremely skinny legs, so we all have to have our pants custom made. It's wicked expensive.

Damn skinny genes.

A Visit To The Dentist...

An old lady went to visit her dentist.
When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, **lowered her underpants, and raised her skinny legs all the way up**.
The **dentist was shocked** and with his eyes wide open he screamed: “**MADAM, PLEASE PULL YOUR PANTS BACK UP**. I’m not a gynecologist!...

They took a poll one day about womens’ legs...

Around 6% said they liked fat legs...
Around 3% said they liked skinny legs
The other 91% said they preferred something in between.

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