Well son, when a girl skeleton and a boy skeleton love each other very much, they bone!
A skeleton walked into a bar…
The bartender slides him a glass of milk and the skeleton says:
“Really Jerry? I’ve known you for 20 years and you do this?”
The bartender replies:
“Oh sorry, I thought it would be funny. You know being a skeleton and all…”
To which the skeleton respond:
“What no. ...
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3 students at a high school get into trouble and are put on detention after school.
But instead of just sitting in a classroom they are tasked with helping the school Janitor clean the school basement.
So they set about clearing the basement. They find loads of old junk, which had accumulated over the 80 years the school had been open.
After about an hour of movi...
A mechanical, electrical, and civil engineer were discussing God.
The mechanical engineer said, “God had to have been a mechanical engineer. Look at the skeleton and how it’s designed.”
The electrical engineer said, “No, no, no. God was an electrical engineer. Look at the nervous system and the way it works.”
The civil engineer said, “God had to have...
Mitch McConnell goes to the doctor....
Mitch McConnell goes to the doctor for a regular checkup. The doctor checks his heart. Then he checks his breathing, his eyes and ears. He does the works. After finishing checking him up and just before sending him out the door McConnell asks.
McConnell: “Hey doc I’d like to donate my body to...
A guy one day goes to a museum that has a dinosaur exhibit.
He spends a few hours wandering around and admiring the skeletons of a variety of dinosaur species. At one point he stops in front of particular exhibit trying to get some sense of its actual size and age of this magnificent creature. He notices not too far from him a museum worker and says to him...
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