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What do you call it when a sixty year old man suddenly starts reading the Bible?

Cramming for finals.

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A sixty year old man with a history of heart problems ends up on the transplant list.

After nine years, he finally gets to the top of the list. But it takes another three years to find a suitable donor. His wife goes with him to every appointment with his doctor and every meeting with members of the surgery team. She discusses every aspect of the operation, his medications, his recov...

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A Sixty Year Old Man...

He goes to the doctor, for a check up, and the receptionist mentions he can get a sperm count, on the house.

The doctor says "I don't know, I think you're a little to old to need one."

The old man says "I can get it if I want, the receptionist said it was complimentary."

So the ...

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