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Sixty Second Jokes

Every sixty seconds, in Africa

A minute passes. Together we can stop this.

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I won a competition where you had to make as many Freudian slips as you could in sixty seconds.

It was a race against the cock.

My wife is turning 62 tomorrow. I tell her not to get too excited as she will only have one minute to enjoy it. Confused, she asked, "what do you mean?"

It's your sixty second birthday.

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Last night at 7:30 I went to my uncle's sixty second birthday party...

It was over by 7:31.

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A man walks into a bar, and sees a huge jar sitting on the counter.

The jar is stuffed with $10 bills. There has to be at least twenty grand in there. Curious, he approaches the bartender.

He asks, "What's the deal with the jar?"

The bartender replies, "You put ten bucks in, and if you complete three challenges, you win the entire jar."

"What ar...

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60 Second Lover

I think my girlfriend has fucked sixty one people before me.

She calls me her sixty second lover ....

My wife must have had a busy life before we met

She says I'm her sixty second lover.

It's appalling that despite advances in Science, the constant media circus has made us insensitive to the fact that every minute...

Sixty seconds pass away

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