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Sitting On Santa's Lap Jokes

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A little boy is sitting on Santa's lap at the mall...

A little boy was sitting on Santa's lap in the mall and he told Santa, "I want a fuckin' skateboard under my bed, a fuckin' bike in the garage, and a fuckin' train-set under the tree."

Santa said, "OK," and went over to the little boy's parents. Santa told them, "If you really want to stop...

What is the scientific name for a child's fear of sitting on Santa's lap at the mall?

Claustrophobia

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