Because you get smashed once, laid once and the only bird to sit on your face is your mother.
What are the 5 worst reasons to be an egg?
You only get laid once, you only get hard once, you only get eaten once, the only person to sit on your face is your mom, and you come in a box with 11 other guys.
Why would it suck to be an egg?
Because it takes 4min to get hard, 2min to get soft and the only one that will sit on your face is your mother.
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