Well, that's the last time I tell my girlfriend to sit on my face...
whilst doing a Sean Connery impersonation.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A lady asked me what position I was looking for
I told her I normally like doggy style, but since she was pretty hot, I'd be into it if she wanted to sit on my face while I jerked off. She got pissed off and asked me to leave her office, I don't think that job interview went very well.
Me and the wife had a few issues in the bedroom last night...
That’s the last time I use my Sean Connery accent to ask her to sit on my face.
Damn girl are you a cop?
Cause I want you to sit on my face
I told my girlfriend that we should play trains...
All she'd have to do is sit on my face.
Then ill "Chew chew".
// not my joke //
TIFU by doing a Sean Connery impersonation all day.
My friend dared me to do my best Sean Connery impersonation for twenty-four hours yesterday, and it was going really well, until last night....
I asked my girlfriend to sit on my face.
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