Sink Or Swim Jokes - 2 Hilarious Sink Or Swim Jokes

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"It's sink or swim"

A man walks into a bar with a big grin on his face, and the bartender asks "So why are you so happy?"

"Well, see I own this boat, and then this blonde chick comes over right? Tits that reached out this far, and she asked if the boat was mine. I say yeah, and I tell her 'I can take you out to ...

My wife wasn't too happy when I mentioned that our limited budget meant deciding between improving the kitchen plumbing or replacing the pool pump.

Its either sink or swim.

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