I don't trust a teacher who reviews every single piece of homework they give out
I think they're mass-grading as someone else.
Did you hear about the vandal who broke into the greengrocers to smash a single piece of fruit?
He got arrested for breaking a nectarine.
Did you guys know that the Soviet Union made the best bread in history?
People would wait days in line for a single piece!
A third rate magician is doing magic shows on a second rate cruise ship (Long)
The pay is good, the accommodation is comfortable, the food is excellent, and the two show a day workload is easy. The mainly elderly audience seem to enjoy his show which is unoriginal but has the polish of hundreds of repetitions. All in all, it's started out as a great gig except for one glaring ...
"Dad , why did you take my name off your will?"
"When i asked you to graduate from college, you only said 'A single piece of paper can't decide my life'"
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A man is looking for a long lost treasure and comes across an old witch.
He says, "I'm looking for the Treasure of the Hidden Sea. Do you know where to find it?"
She smiles and says, "I do. But there is a price to pay if you do."
"I'll pay anything," the man says knowing that he's been looking for this treasure for three decades. "Just tell me how to get ...
A woman living on a shtetl in Poland goes to see her rabbi
"Rabbi!" she says. "My son Avram has a very strange fear - he is afraid of kreplach!"
The rabbi says, "Kreplach? He's afraid of the meat dumplings we make for Rosh Hashanah?"
She nods. "Yes. I've tried to tell him there's nothing to be afraid of, but whenever he sees kreplach he runs o...
There are two types of people in the world
Those who can draw a conclusion from a single piece of information
A struggling artist stops by the studio where his recent work is hanging for sale.
The owner tells him he has good news and bad news.
âThe good news is that a man dropped by the studio today and put in an offer to buy every single piece. He just wanted my guarantee that the works would be worth twice what he paid if you were to pass away. I told him they would doubl...
Four students decide to skip an exam
Four students were attending law college and were quite used to cheating and exploiting to get better grades. Their final exam was due tomorrow and they wanted to get some extra time to hopefully enhance their grades.
The plan was simple: donât show up tomorrow, spend the whole day learning ...
A taxi driver usually picked up his passengers from red light districts (area of escort houses and prostitution).
One day while waiting for passenger, a completely naked girl with no single piece of cloth on her body gets inside the cab at mid night. The girl says to the driver, "Take me to this .... address please". The driver turns back and looks at the girl top to bottom curiously. The girl asks," Is somethi...
Deep in the arctic, a fortress sits. This is Legion Prison, where all Supervillains are jailed.
And the Warden is having a very difficult time. In the beginning, it wasnât so hard. A handful of villains canât get up to too much trouble without their tools and weapon.
But as the prison filled up, things began to get more difficult.
MechaSlayer kept trying to fight Robo-Con.
...
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A man finds an old dusty beer bottle, it feels like there's something inside so he rubs the dirt off to check and out pops a genie!
Smoke lifts from the stem of the bottle as a man appears floating in mid air wearing cargo shorts and a snapback.
Genie: "alright sport you get one wish make it count"
Man: "but I thought I got 3 wishes?"
Genie: "oh so one wish isn't good enough for you huh? You know when I was ...
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