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Single Men Jokes

Where can single men over 65 find younger women who are interested in them?

In the bookstore, under "fiction".

If Valentine's Day is for couples, what day is for single men?

Palm Sunday.

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It's a fact that married men live longer than single men,

But single men put up much more of a fight when dying.

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Why single Men shave their dick n' balls

The chances of a random blowjob are low,




but never 0.

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To all the single men out there - a warning

I'm telling you guys this story so you don't make the mistake I did.

I am a single guy looking for love, and yesterday I saw an ad in the 'Singles' section of the local newspaper that immediately grabbed my interest. It read like this:



*Single white female seeks male companions...

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The Princess Royal is being shown around a military hospital.

As she approaches one of the beds the soldier blushes red and tries to hide under the sheet, but HRH is having none of it, and she asks the RSM showing her round: "What is this man's ailment, sergeant-major?".

"Haemorrhoids, ma'am!" says the RSM crisply. HRH curves a well-mannered eyebrow whi...

Four months into her postulancy to become a nun a young woman went to Sister Maria crying.

"Sister, I must leave this convent but before I go I want to confess my sins."

"Okay," said Sister Maria.

"During my time here I've slept with multiple men!"

"Shame," said Sister Maria.

"Sometimes multiple men at one time."

"Shame," Said Sister Maria.

"Marri...

Why do married men have pot bellies?

When single men get home they see what’s in the fridge and then go to bed...

When married men get home they see what’s in the bed and then go to the fridge...

Palm Sunday

A day that single men thank their palms for all the good work they did this past year...

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