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Single Life Jokes

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What's the difference between single life and married life?

When you're married, there's no volume on when watching porn.

My friends are baffled that I gave up the single life for my European wife and wonder why I don't chase girls anymore.

It's because she keeps me in Czech.

I walked into a library.

"Have you got any books on single life?" I asked the librarian.

"Sorry," she said. "They're all taken."

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A guy goes to the supermarket..

He shops around for a while getting some items then proceeds to the register.

Cashier: "ok sir, six pack of beer, frozen lasagna, Doritos, hot pockets, and peanut butter. So how's single life?"

Guy "wow, you can tell I'm single because of the items I'm buying?"

Cashier: "no, it...

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