UPJOKE

Dad: I haven't showered since last year

Me: You're too early, it's not 2020 yet!

Dad: Does that make a difference?

Since it's new years now, I can say I haven't showered since last year!

Actually, I think it's been about a year and a half

PSA: This year, lets refrain from the 'I haven't taken a shower since last year!' jokes.

Please and thank you.

"Wow, I haven't showered since last year!"

"Haha good one, but it's not the new year yet"

"I know..."

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