Help! Please explain this silly kids joke to me...
This joke has been bugging me on and off for around 30-years. I read it in some kind of '1000 jokes for kids' type book - probably written around 1985'ish. The joke is pretty stupid - and i'm reasonably sure it would still be pretty stupid if I actually understood it - however for some unexplained...
Once a pasta chef sat down to talk to his wife about something important
"Honey", the pasta chef said, "I know you said you wanted just two kids, but I really want three or more."
"Dear", his wife said, "are our two silly kids not enough for you?"
"Honey", the pasta chef said, "I just don't want to live having a couple silly kids. I really would like to hav...
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