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Silence Is Golden Jokes

Silence is golden

Duct tape is silver

Silence is golden...

Unless you have children...

If that is the case, silence is suspicious.

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Silence is Golden

Paddy was out driving with the wife..After speeding down a long stretch of road he noticed the flashing lights of a police car behind him and pulled over..

“Can I help you officer”? he said

“Do you realize that your wife fell out of the car about a mile back” says the officer!

...

Silence is golden

And it just so happens that duck tape is silver. Either way you will get silence

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A woman and her 13 years old son were inside a Taxi.

A woman and her 13 years old son were inside a Taxi. It was raining and all the twilight girls (Prostitutes) were standing by the roadside.



The Boy asked; “Mummy, what are all those women doing?



His Mother replied; “They are waiting for their husbands to come back from ...

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