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Sighted Jokes

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People who say ‘I can hit my kids because they’re MINE’ are literally the worst, most disgusting, short sighted, hell bound...

selfish people on the planet.


We should all be able to smack your jerk kids.

What does a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose

What happened to the short sighted circumciser?

He got the sack.

If partially sighted people want the right to drive combine harvesters...

I'm not going to stand in their way.

Why did the partially-sighted kid go to the public swimming pool?

He wanted adult supervision.

Why did the partially sighted woman fall down a well?

Because she couldn't see that well

What does a short sighted detective wear?

Suspectacles

Did you hear about the long-sighted baptist?

He had to use a large font.

Usain Bolt is very near-sighted, almost blind

The only reason he can run so fast is because he downgraded the graphics

Blind people earn more every week than a sighted person.

There's always little bumps in their salary.

Saw an accident on the highway today that made me feel like a short-sighted man in a strip club...

I couldn't see much but there was definitely a semi involved.

OLD AGE AND TREACHERY WILL OVERCOME YOUTH AND SKILL EVERY TIME!

A father, son and grandson went to the country club for their weekly round of golf. Just as they reached the first tee, a beautiful young blond woman carrying her bag of clubs approached them.

She explained that the member who brought her to the club for a round of golf had an emergency that ...

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