UPJOKE

Why was Sideshow Bob so jealous of Moe?

He always wanted to be a bartender.

Why can’t Sideshow Bob mix drinks?

He’s a failed Bart ender.

What's the difference between Moe and Sideshow Bob?

Ones the bartender, the others the Bart ender.

Sideshow Bob bought out Moe's Tavern...

...So he could become a BARTender!

Why does Sideshow Bob look up to Moe?

Because Bob also wants to be a Bart-Ender.

From the Newsdesk: Television Star turned Politician loses bid for reelection amidst corruption allegations...

Our request for a comment from Sideshow Bob's campaign staff was declined

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