I like to shave in front of my car's side view mirrors every morning.
that way, I can get a closer shave than it appears.
My favorite clean joke - the Old Man and the Ferrari
A young investment banker goes out and buys the car of his dreams - a brand new Ferrari GTO. After paying $500,000, he takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. While waiting for the light to change, an frail looking old man on a yellow moped pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at ...
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What is the origin of the word “Boob”?
The “B” is the aerial view, the “oo” is the front view, the “b” is the side view.
A man was driving in rural Pennsylvania
When he saw what looked like a Mennonite up ahead on his bicycle.
“I’m gonna play with this guy,” he thought, as he stepped on the gas to give the poor Mennonite a scare and show him who the king of the road is. WHOOSH, he blasted by the poor, helpless bike rider.
As he was having a ...
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