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What do a charity for sick kids, and a masturbating priest have in common?

They both use the tagline 'think of the children'.

a sick kid was asked to throw a ball in any direction

and he threw up

When I was a kid, I wanted to bang Mother Theresa

My friends were like "Ew! She's like a million years old...you're a seriously sick kid!"

And I was just like "Good! She doesn't seem to go for the healthy ones, anyway.".

Hey Reddit. My nephew is terminal and we are raising $5000 for a hiking trip across the country!

It's too depressing staying with this sick kid.

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

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