"Dad, your credit card has been stolen for 3 months and you haven't reported yet!
- Shut up kid, the thief is spending less than your mother.
a boy is inside his parents bedroom
so a kid was in his parents bedroom and his mom comes home making out with a man who isn’t his dad. the kid then hides in his mothers closet. his mother hears the car pull up in the driveway and tells the man to get into the closet the kid says “man it’s dark in here” and the man says “shut up kid” ...
Mommy mommy why do I keep running around in circles?
"Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the floor."
In the 80s, my mother thought this was hilarious.
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