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What is the difference between an epileptic oyster-shucker & a prostitute with diarrhea?

The epileptic oyster-shucker SHUCKS between FITS.

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What's the difference between a oyster shucker with Parkinson's and a prostitute with diarrhea

One of them fits when they shuck

My son told me he wanted to be an oyster shucker when he grew up.

I was displeased with his shellfish ambition.

Dexter Holland wasn't always lead singer of the Offspring

Long ago he was in the seafood industry. He had a job shucking oysters for a restaurant. Anyway, one day he sees an ad for a competition in oyster shucking, but it is a team challenge. He shows up solo, and knows he won't be let in. His confidence is low at this point, but he still signs up. The att...

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A farmer trained his rooster to peel the husks off of corn

What a cock-shucker

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