2 hunters, Bill and Tom, were out in the Blue Mountains one wintery day – looking for some feral game.
After nearly an entire day without a sighting they spotted a herd of feral goats and started stalking.
So excited & intent were they on their targets that one of them, Bill, didn't watch his footing and had the misfortune to trip and fall off a 12m cliff. Tom found him at the bottom in g...
Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?
Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly.
"Oh damn, shots fired!"
But not by the pizza guy.
Three men apply for a spy position
Three men apply for a spy position. Its the final test
Interviewer: "I have your SO in this room. Your mission is to kill them. Here's a gun."
First candidate: " You can't be serious?"
Interviewer: " Then this job is not for you."
Second candidate comes out 5 minu...
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It's the last day of CIA special ops training...
From an original pool of 20 prospective spies only 3 are left. For the final test, they approach each of the final candidates separately. The first candidate is given a gun. They tell him "Congratulations on making it to the final stage of testing. In that room over there we have your wife wai...
The Spy Test
Three candidates for being a spy are given the final test. Each one is given a gun and taken to a house with orders to kill whoever is in there. Unbeknownst to the candidates, at that house is each candidate's wife and the gun is filled with blanks.
The first candidate goes in and the spy m...
Bangitty-bang-bang
Two people, on one side of the trench, were bored during WWI. One guy, named John, had an idea to cheer them up.
>Hey, let's do a prank on the opposition," John said. Now, the other guy, named Steven, replied with: "That's a great idea! What should we do?" "I know, how about we m...
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