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Short Staffed Jokes

I complained to my wife that I was short staffed at work

She responded "yeah, and you have the same problem at home"

I went to a restaurant run by dwarves and the service was terrible

In their defence, they're short staffed

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Why did Willy Wonka close his chocolate factory?

He was short staffed.

My wife always gets upset when I bring my work home

Is it my fault we’re short staffed down at the morgue?

Why did the restaurant get rid of their high-top tables?

Because they were short staffed…

Our town's male strip club has employed a lot of poorly endowed men.

Ironically, they aren't short staffed.

Did you hear about the shop that only employed dwarves?

It had to close because it was short staffed.

What do you call a?...

What do you call potato who's high?
A. A baked potato
What do call a wizard who doesn't have enough minions?
A. Short staffed

Ps. This is my first post, be gentle with me.

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Three co-workers stopped for a drink after work on Christmas Eve

One drink led to another, and they progressed to some serious partying. Later in the evening, they were on their way to another spot when their drunken driver crashed the car, killing them instantly.

The three find themselves in front of the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter. He tells ...

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James from Bulgaria lived trains.

James from Bulgaria loved trains since he was a boy. He particularly loved how fast they could go. As a child he enjoyed playing with model trains and even owned an old conductors hat that he wore everywhere.

When he grew up he worked very hard and eventually became a train driver. And he lo...

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