Because the point to which "they've had it up to here" is much lower.
You gotta hand it to short people.
Because they can't reach it on their own.
I have a question for short people.
What are your future goals and how are you able to reach them?
How do you call it when two short people do 69?
ea
The amount of short people with anger issues has always striken me as weird
Specially considering that they are the ones that should be more down to earth
I would make a joke about short people...
but that's low-hanging fruit.
Tall vs. Short
**Tall People:** I'm somewhere around 6 feet.
**Short People:** I'm 5 feet and 5.756432841 inches.
What do short people hate drinking?
Top-shelf liquor.
As a general rule, I never make fun of short people.
They have it hard enough putting food on the table.
I'm starting a business to teach short people maths.
It's called, "Making The Little Things Count."
You shouldn’t make fun of short people
Because it’s a little person too... I mean a little too personal
What’s the difference between North Korea and the North Pole?
One of them is forever ruled by a jolly fat man who directs an entire race of short people to produce packages he can drop from the sky all over the world, and the other is the North Pole.
You know what always catches my eye?
Short people with umbrellas.
Short people are always sad
Because they can never reach happiness
Stop making jokes on short people
It's not funny if the person getting trolled can't enjoy it. After all, most of the jokes go way over their heads.
Why can you lie infront of short people without consequences?
It goes over their heads.
A Short Joke
I'm not saying short people are inferior but I do look down on them.
Height bullying is no joke.
Seriously guys, we need to stop looking down on short people.
You know what's been catching my eye recently?
Short people with umbrellas
sorry if repost
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
The Fukawi Tribe
There was once a tribe of very short people who lived on an island in very long grass. One day an explorer stumbled upon this large grass covered island and intact discovered the tribe. He was very excited but decided since he was not sure if they were a peaceful people or not he would not engage th...
My local funeral service is offering a 2-for-1 deal on coffins...
... but only to short people.
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
