What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?
Sparky
Why is the priest glad Little Johnny has such short legs?
Because he always ends up asking to have his stool pushed in.
Why wasn't the rancher stressed when his cows had really short legs?
The steaks were low.
The Kinsey Institute once conducted a study on men's preferences for women's physical attributes.
5% of men reported liking long legs. 5% of liked short legs. And the other 90% liked something in between.
what's ET short for?
He's got short legs.
How do you get dragon milk?
From a cow with really short legs.
Guy: hey kid, is this river deep?
Kid: no, not at all. Guy: *steps into the water and almost drown. Gets back to the kid. You said it’s shallow! I almost drowned! Kid: There must be something wrong with your legs, because I just saw a du...
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