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Short Girls Jokes

I think I'm being unfair to short girls

I always look down on them.

What do guys who are into short girls and mobile game ads have in common?

They both have small exes.

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Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?

They like to bone a petite

Why do short girls roll their eyes when someone makes fun of them?

They don't. That's just them trying to look up to see who's talking about them.

The restaurant I work at has a lot of short girls who can't reach the higher up shelves and constantly ask for help.

I guess you could say we're frequently short-staffed.

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