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Short Girl Jokes

It's better to love a short girl...

than not a tall.

What do you call having a 69 with a short girl ?

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How do you wish a guy who is about to have sex with a short girl?

BONE-A-PETITE

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A young man goes on a date with a very short girl.

Despite her stature she is pretty sweet and beautiful. The date is going well and after a long walk he decided to walk her home.

As they are walking they start holding hands, kissing and finally they start making out against a wall in a dark alley. The man is getting horny so he sees a hook u...

I think I'm being unfair to short girls

I always look down on them.

What do guys who are into short girls and mobile game ads have in common?

They both have small exes.

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Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?

They like to bone a petite

Why do short girls roll their eyes when someone makes fun of them?

They don't. That's just them trying to look up to see who's talking about them.

The restaurant I work at has a lot of short girls who can't reach the higher up shelves and constantly ask for help.

I guess you could say we're frequently short-staffed.

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Happy Endings...

There's a middle aged guy - getting a bit fat and bald now, got a gimpy leg so he's walking with a cane - his wife just gave up trying to get horny and sent him out to find his fun somewhere else.

So he arrives at a brothel he'd heard about - pretty tall, a townhouse, very plain looking outsi...

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