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Short Form Jokes

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I'm glad the short form of cockroach is roach and not the other way around.

I dont think people want to hear 'There's a cock in my bedroom'

What do you get when you combine silver, a personal pronoun, a tattoo, and the short form of Edward?

What do you get when you combine silver, a personal pronoun, a tattoo, and the short form of Edward?

Ag I tat Ed.

I'm veeeerrrryyyyy agitated.

Slim Jim

Is just a short form for

Slimothy Jimothy.

Now I know why Australians call each other "Mate"...

Cause it's a short form of **INMATE**...

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