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Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.

The Electric Bus

It’s a new day in the world of public school transportation as the fleet has been switched over to electric powered buses. Everything has been working out wonderfully except for ongoing issues with bus 118.

Not every day, but at least once a week, bus 118 would be out on it’s run when there ...

What do you call a large vehicle that hauls vegetables?

The short bus.

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