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Shop Worker Jokes

Me: Is this birdcage made out of nickel?

Pet Shop Worker: No, I think its aluminium

Me: So there's no nickel in this cage?

PSW: Don't do it

Me: It's a nickeless cage

PSW: LEAVE!

A blonde was recently hired at our office.

A blonde was recently hired at our office.
Her first task was to go out for coffee.
Eager to do well her first day on the job, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.
She held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order.
"Is this...

City Farmer

A city type moves to the country and decides he wants to be a farmer. So he goes to the local farm shop and tells the man: "Give me 100 baby chickens."

The farm shop worker complies. A week later the man returns and says: "Give me 200 baby chickens."

Again, a week later the man returns...

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The Sex Shop

There's a sex shop worker, and while he's working the counter alone, a caucasian woman walks in. She looks at the array of dildos and says, "How much for the white dildo?" The guy says, "$90". She looks a bit further and says, "How much for the black one?" He says, "$90, black or white, we don't...

A man who is looking for a job walks into a shop and asks what they do there...

Shop worker: *Well, we're a Butchers.*

Man: *No you aren't, it says 'Professional Rabbit Tearers' on the sign. That sounds fun, can I have a job?*

Shop worker: *Pfft, yeah if you want to split hares*

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