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Shoed Jokes

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I went for a job interview as a Blacksmith yesterday.

He asked me if I had ever shoed a horse, and I said no but I once told a donkey to fuck off.

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Have you ever shoed a horse?

No, but I have told a donkey to fuck off once.

I walked in front of my home and found a bunch of pigeons sitting around and I shoed then all off

I was afraid that they might be planing a coo

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A man goes to an interview to be a farmhand

The farmer asks him, "have you ever shoed a horse before?"

The man says, "no, but I did tell a donkey to fuck off once."

A young farmer is being taught by an old hand how to take care of the animals. Today he's showing him how to shoe a horse

Halfway through the old man asks:

"So, have you ever shoed a horse before"

And the young farmer says:

"No, but I once told a cow to f@&$ off!"

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Paddy is looking for work.

He's walking around town when he sees a 'help wanted' sign outside the blacksmith shop.
So Paddy goes in and tells the blacksmith that he's here for the job.
The blacksmith asks; have you ever shoed a horse before?
Paddy thinks for a bit and then replies, No.....but I told a donkey to fuck ...

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An Irishman applies for a job at his local stables...

After being shown around the yard the Irishman was asked if he has ever shoed a horse before, After a long pause...

He replies "I've haven't, but I once told a donkey to fuck off"

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