Shoe Shopping Jokes

She goes out wearing a skirt and no panties and goes to the shoe store. She asks the salesman to help her. He gets the shoes that she wants to try on and slips them on her foot. He notices that she is not wearing any underwear. He doesn't say anything.

After about the sixth pair of shoes, he ... read more

Two dudes were discussing psychology and Freudian slips.

The first dude said, “ I went shoe shopping the other day. The lady who was helping me had a huge rack. Her tiny blouse was revealing. When she asked me what I was looking for I told her a pair of boobs. I was embarrassed becaus... read more

A woman goes shoe shopping and discovers that all of the mainstream brands are out of stock. She yells and complains to the manager until a customer throws an orange at her.

At this, the woman miraculously calms down and immediately leaves the store. Dumbfounded, the manager asks the custome... read more

They say that shoe shopping is a horrible ordeal for us, and you wouldn't believe how accurate that statement is. I looked through 7 different stores to find a pair that fit me. Thank god that one is still in business, I've worn the same model for 5 years now because they're the only ones that fit. ... read more