What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?
"Do you sell flip-flips?"
They just arrested my favorite shoe salesman thinking he was a drug lord.
They said all the shoes were laced and everyone was trippin.
Alligator Shoes. (Long)
A Blonde woman walked into a small Louisiana shoe store, and looked around at all of the footwear on display. After a few moments, a salesman walked over to her, and politely asked “Can I help you, ma’am?”
“Yes,” the blonde woman replied, “I’m interested in these alligator leather shoes.” Sh...
“For sale. Baby Shoes. Never Worn.”
—Any Reputable Baby Shoe Salesman
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There was a shoe sales man sitting in his store...
...when a beautiful woman comes in. He looks at her and can't stop staring. While helping her try on a pair of shoes he glances up her skirt to find she isn't wearing any panties. He started thinking and something slipped out. The man said "I'd like to fill your pussy with ice cream and lick it all ...
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer
I don't think he was a drug dealer, I think he was a shoe salesman, I'm not good at jokes.
Free shoes
A very beautiful brunette with long hair, long legs and a petite figure decided to go shopping for shoes. Her friends warned her that the old, lonely man who worked at the shoe-store would try to look up her skirt to see her panties.
She really wanted a pair of shoes but was dismayed that the...
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