Why does the motorcycle get sad when shifting gears?
Because the clutch is depressed
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Batman and Robin go out for a few drinks
Both superheroes are exhausted after a long week of non-stop crime fighting, and decide to chill for a few a hours at the local watering hole.
Robin knows his friend has been working way too hard and for long hours. So he thinks, what the heck, he can get drunk and relax. He decides to remain...
Robin drives the Batmobile
After a hard fought night against some bad guys, Batman and Robin return to the Batmobile. Before entering the Batmobile, Batman says he allows Robin to drive it. Excited, Robin gets in the car with Batman, and starts it up. He goes off at an amazing speed, shifting gears like a mad man, going from ...
Nun 3
A priest is giving a young nun a lift home from church one day, and as he’s shifting gears, he rests his hand on the nun’s knee.
The young nun looked up at the priest and says, “Father, remember Luke 14:10.”
The priest withdraws his hand, embarrassed.Next time, they stop at a light, H...
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