Sherrif Jokes

On her death bed, the Sheriff's wife confesses that she cheated on him three times, but swears it was always for a good reason. He asks what happened, and she says, "Well, the first time, remember when Dr. Smith said he we couldn't afford the operation, and then he changed his mind and did it for fr... read more

One day the sheriff sees Billy-Bob walking around town with nothing on except his gun belt and his boots.
The sheriff says “Billy-Bob, what the hell are you doing walking around town dressed like that?”
Billy-Bob replies “Well sheriff, it’s a long story!”
Sheriff says he isn’t in a hurry an... read more

On his arrival at the airport there is a big limousine waiting for him, he gets in and they drive off. After a while the pope confesses to the driver: "I am a big limousine fan and always wanted to drive one, do you think we can switch and you let me drive for a while?" The driver feels like he can... read more

when he sees what looks like a naked man peeing on a tree. He pulls over and walks up to the man and realizes he is tied to the tree.

The man smiles broadly and says,. "Oh thank God you showed up. You wouldn't believe the day I'm having. First my alarm clock didn't go off so I woke up late... read more