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She was only a whiskey-maker's daughter

but he loved her still.

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She was only the welder's daughter

But she had Acetylene tits.

She was only the Admiral's daughter....

But her naval base was always full of discharged seamen.

She was only a photographers daughter

But she was extremely well developed

She was only the toolmaker’s daughter

But she sure gave the boys her awl.

She was only a statistician's daughter

but her deviations were anything but standard.

She was only the fisherman's daughter

But when she saw my rod, she reeled.

My friend said she was only taking Women's Studies courses this quarter

It sounds like a broad curriculum to me.

She was only a lumberjack's daughter ...

... but she always gave me wood.

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