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She loves me... She loves me not... She loves me... She loves me not..

Happy Ambivalentine‘s day!

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She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...

At the end it didn't matter, I fucked up the flowers I was going to give her.

A young man is picking the petals of the flower...

19th century:
"She loves me, she loves me not..."
20th century:
"She'll sleep with me, she won't..."
21st century:
"I'm a man, I'm a woman..."

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