She Calls Me Jokes - 5 Hilarious She Calls Me Jokes

I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me,

because she calls me her sixty-second lover.

Me and my girlfriend have nicknames for each other; I call her thunder and she calls me lightning.

I’m lightning because I always come first

I don't agree with my girlfriend when she calls me selfish..

I just like to keep that to myself.

A Girl called me ugly before she found out how much money I make.

Now she calls me ugly and poor.

She called me ugly, until she saw my personal savings.

Now she calls me ugly and broke.

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