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She's So Hot Jokes

Back in high school..

...I was a huge metal fan. In math class, I had an 8/10 girl next to me, she turns me on so much. I always try really hard to impress her, she's so hot. The teacher starts passing back last weeks test, and 8/10 looks at me, smiles, and starts playing with her hair. I can't handle it, I start spinnin...

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Going to Vegas is a lot like dating a stripper

At first it's amazing! She's so hot and fun, and you feel so alive when you're with her.

As time roles on, you start to realize she's a little bit crazy. She's always dragging you around to clubs and shows, and everywhere you go she's trying to get you drunk. Eventually, you start to suspect...

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Two men from Alabama are talking

Two men from Alabama are talking:

+So I boned a girl yesterday ans she was so hot man, i'm talking about a perfect body.

-Really? Do you have a pic from her?

+Yeah sure , look at this.

[Shows nude picture of said woman]

-She's so hot man, look at that rack! And tha...

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