The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries, and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut in half, placing one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his...
Sharing is caring.
But strangely, when people learn I have two living wives, they say that's selfish.
I think it's big o' me.
Sharing is caring
My neighbor and his wife don’t understand.
A kindergarten teacher tells her students that sharing is caring.
A kindergarten teacher tells her students that sharing is caring. She says she wants them all to show that they care by sharing something.
The Russian kid gives everyone a shot of vodka.
The Colombian kid hands out cocaine.
The American kid runs towards the window and attempts...
A monkey is sitting on a tree, smoking weed...
The lizard walks by, gazes at him in amazement, then asks:
“Hey monkey, what are you doing up there?”
“I’m smoking bud. Come up here bro, sharing is caring.”
So the lizard climbs up the tree and the two smoke a few joints. The lizard isn’t really used to the effects, so he gets ...
I love some of the old saying
Sharing is caring
If you love it let it go
It's the gift that keeps on giving
and feel the burn
are all great, except if you are talking about STDS
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A little lizard is walking along a tree branch...
Something wonderful hit his nostrils. It was unlike anything he had ever smelled before. He followed the scent to another branch where he saw his friend, the Koala Bear, smoking the fattest joint he had ever seen.
"Damn, K-Bear, that's the dankest weed I've ever smelled!" said the lizard....
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