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An old woman walks into a sex shop

An old woman walks into a sex shop, shaking. "Sir", she asks in a shaky voice,"do you sell vibrators?" "Yes,ma'am." "And are they this big around and this long?" she asks in a shaky voice. "Yes,ma'am." "And they're $22.95?" she asks in a shaky voice. "Yes,ma'am." "How do you turn them off?"

Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the U.S. National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, told the President: "This morning, 3 Brazilians were killed by Covid-19."

Trump's face went egg-shell white with shock. The blood drained from his face; and, to everyone’s amazement, he collapsed on the floor.

Minutes passed, and to everyone’s relief President Trump got up shakily and then sat back on his chair.

His staff was nothing less than stunned at thi...

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Voodoo Dick.

There was a man that often went away on business trips. While he was away on his trips, his wife would get very... frustrated. So, before a long trip, the husband wanted to get his wife something special to help the 'lonliness' while he was away.

He went to his local sex shop, and talked to ...

Terrible Math Joke

A plane takes off from Warsaw about midday with a full passenger load. Before take-off, the pilot himself had run through all of the safety and pre-flight checks and everything had fit the bill, so he felt pretty confident about this flight. The weather was perfect, the passengers were happy, but af...

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old old lady walks into an adult store. .(NSFW)

she's really old, like 90+ old, she even shakes so she has to use a walker, as shaky as she was she approached the counter;

the attendant thou surprised that a lady that old would go to a adult store did his job.

attendant: hello, is there anything I can do for you?
old lady: yes, d...

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