The class teacher assigned this boy to count to five the next day. When he went home, he asked his mother, who was talking on the phone:
"What is one?"
His mother replied, "be quiet!"
Then he went over to his brother, who was watching cartoons and not paying attention.
He...
Jailhouse humor
A new inmate showed up at the state prison to start serving his fifty year sentence. After getting through the preliminaries with his cellmate, he settles in. After a bit, he hears a shout outside the cell, "Number twelve!", and everybody on the block laughed uproariously. A few minutes later, some ...
While we're on the subject of Russian jokes...
Here's one I have heard about the gulag. A little background: many jokesters ended up doing time in Siberia, and obviously couldn't be heard telling jokes while they were there. So, they invented a system where each joke was identified by a designated number. Let's call [this joke](http://www.red...
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