Once there were four business men. They were sitting on a bench in a hospital waiting room because their wives were having babies.
A nurse comes over and says to the first businessman, "Congratulations! Your wife had a baby." The man says, "What a coincidence! I'm the president of And1!" The nurse goes away.
Then the nurse comes back and says to the second businessman, "Congratulations! Your wife had twins!" The...
I'm doing a crossword, and I'm stuck on seven down. It's seven letters long and the clue is “Lemonade drink, not Sprite”.
Oh no wait sorry that's not seven down, that's Seven Up.
I went to the store to get six sprite
It was only when I got home that I realized that I picked seven up.
Had the choice between 3 Cokes and 4 Dr Peppers.
I picked seven up.
What did Snow White get when she went to the pub with the Dwarves?
Seven Up n' Cider
Three men are waiting in the hospital for their kids to be born...
...The first nurse comes in and says to the first man "Congratulations! You're the father of twins!" The first man replies "What a coincidence, I work at Twin Massachusetts!"
A few minutes pass when a second nurse comes up to the second father and says "Congratulations! You're the father of t...
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