UPJOKE

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine. Do you know why seven eight nine?

Because youโ€™re supposed to eat three squared meals a day.

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Skydiving (long)

Once there was a man who decided to fulfil his lifelong dream and go skydiving. So he went to the airport and signed up for a class. Upon arriving for the class, he discovered that the teacher was an elderly Indian gentleman. (East Indian, not Native American)

"Good day, good day everyone and...

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