I called the library and asked if they could tell me when the Mesozoic Era started.
She said, "About 250 million years ago."
I said, "Could you be more specific? It's for homework."
She said, "Hang on a minute."
She came back and said, "It started September 17, two-hundred and fifty-one million years BC."
For my cake day, here's the oldest joke in my email, sent to me in 1996.
In honor of my cake day, I'm sharing the oldest joke in my email archive, that was sent to me on September 17, 1996.
Three unrelated men happen to die on the same day and go to heaven. St. Peter meets them at the gates and says "Congratulations! You've all made it to Heaven. Now, de...
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