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Sent From My Iphone Jokes

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I (31m) just had the most uncomfortable experience of my life

I've always kinda wanted an iPhone but never had one before, so I go to the Apple Store to have a look. So there I am, when this middle aged guy comes up next to me, like really close. And then he starts asking me if I like the new iPhone, what do I think about the camera, am I thinking of getting o...

Spotting Idiots Online

I wish there was some way to identify idiots online.

Sent from my iPhone

I really hate people who brag about their expensive stuff

Sent from my iPhone 7 Plus

EDIT : had to manage as my MacBook Pro ran out of battery

Melinda broke up with Bill through email

The email read as follows:


Bill,



I think it's time for us to see other people and move on from each other.


-M

Sent from my IPhone

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A guy from Apple promised me a pre-release of a new product if I sucked his cock this morning. As if I would compromise my values for such a materialistic item!

Sent from my iPhone XI

How do you milk sheep?

With iPhone accessories.


Sent from my iPhone.

My girlfriend made me pick between either the iPhone or her

(Sent from my iPhone)

I'm getting tired of having to write "Sent from my iPhone" at the end of all my e-mails.

Maybe I should just get an iPhone.

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